PIGGEH!

You probably remember that I wrote a piece
recently, about the Swineflu. Now I got it.
Great! The world is going to end today,
one person at the time, starting with me.
I have become the goverment’s secret weapon
of mass destruction. No one dears to cross me now,
because I can just cough at you and you will be infected too,
and soon you will be on you deathbed with problems to breath,
and you are shitting out your intestins. Great way to go eh?

Naaaa… It’s not that bad. After all, to most of us we will be
infected and feel like shit for a few days, then be contagious
for a few days more, and when the doctor says it’s A-OK, 
we’re back to our old jobs, schools (or anything else that
I don’t bother writing about), doing normal things for the sake
of self preservation and self education.

My own experience of this flu is that it is a mild for of the “normal”
flu that you most certaintly have had a few times before, but with
an emfphasis on a few of the symptoms, which can lead to more severe
illness like lunginfection and heavyness of breath which in turn can
be deadly for some people who just happen to have an underlying cause,
or are just plain old and in such a bad general health that their imunesystem
is that weak.

Anyway, I will be up and about in a few days, so don’t bother to feel sorry for me,
(not that I expect that any one other than my closest will be there for me)
And you will see me soon.

Sincerely
Espen Dyrland