It’s all about the money

One of the things I get frustrated about is the fact that most people think the game producers, and movie producers really care about the people who are gonna either play, or watch their work..
Well, newsflash. In most cases, they don’t.
…
Yeah, you can start crying now if you want to.

Comments like: “They only care about the money” which I read yesterday are some of the most frustrating comments I read.
People don’t really realise that when it comes down to one thing, it’s all about the money..
Like Infinity Ward, they just released the sixth Call of Duty, and many are a bit disappointed, the story is great, the gameplay is even better than the first, but still they complain..

Again, newsflash; in most cases, they only care about making money..

But yeah, there are some that DO care about their players, but those companies are lost behind buildings in the urban jungle we call a city.
In this city there’s a lot of snakes, and unfortunately those snakes tend to eat the once that want others good, when I say snakes, I really mean the cruel men with money.

These snakes have a plan, they intend to make even more money so that they can release more games with better gameplay, and wiggle their e-penis around the place.
Sooner or later the storytelling will get to a point where all that matters is to make people fly with the bandwagon..
Wait.. We’re already at that stage.

With technology as great as now, the producers think more about making games with pretty eye-candy then they do in terms of story and gameplay.
They want to make money, and people work like a pack of sheep.. One good game is all they need..

When it comes to the movie business, it’s the same story, though, the criteria is a bit higher.
Without a great story people wouldn’t buy, or watch the movie, without a great cast, there is no good movie..
It all fits in a perfect circle. Where one end stops, a new begins.
But still, there are thousands, if not millions of bad movies, and this is mostly because the producers often don’t care shit about the viewers.

Danieru-k out.

Things I really love.

Since I’ve been writing a lot of things that I’ve come to hate over the years, I’ve determined to write a small list of things that I really love.

1. Driving.
People that’s no interested in taken the drivers license don’t know what they are missing out on. It’s a fantastic feeling to drive on the high way, in a comfortable speed and don’t care about a thing at all. Also, it’s a great way for moving over longer distances without having any kind of delay. Also, I’ve got (thank you kulsli) the best high-way driving sound track: LINK

2. Interesting people.
Problem is that I can’t fucking stand people going on about how much they drank the last day, or week, and how much they’ve been mouth-raping their girldfriend and whatnot. For those people: I don’t F-ing care! it’s idiotism, and I won’t be a part of it. that goes out to people who don’t care about how this country is run, currently by conservative liberalists (yey, norway!), and then complain about busses, trains and collective transport afterwards!

God I hate that kind of people.

3. Wanting something you may get, but at a cost.
To get something without doing anything for it, isn’t worth anything. If there’s no strain, no pain, then there’s no gain. I enjoy things with a variety of options on how to obtain something, and that’s also the only situation I might get interested enough to ask for help.

Since that’s something I don’t usually do. 

4. Music.
I love music, doesn’t really matter what kind as long as it’s good. Since I can’t stand mrs. Rihanna (ride hannah) and that kind of generic happ crap. But for some people; that’s good music. somehow anyways. I’ve got  a lot of music, but seriously, Spotify premium, is a serious blessing!

5. Discussions.
In think sometimes I should be living in the 300 B.C or something. I would love to walk around discussing different things with the other philosophizers of Athen! I would love that soo much I’d revitalize my heart again!

6. Coffe.
I don’t need to say more than; Indonesian Blue Java.

7. The easy things of life.
I don’t think I need to explain this.

But let’s face it, it’s no abundance of these things, I can’t even sit on my computer for more than an hour, before my parents get sick.
Fuck it all, next time it’ll be hate again.

Sincerely
/Fluffy

And I love the small things in life..

Lazy or just out of time?

I fucking hate being disturbed while
relaxing. I hate that my cell rings
whenever I sit down to take a breather.
May it be a new exciting movie, or just a
session wasting my time on the shittynet,
spying on people with stalkish tendenzies 
 at facebook, which I honestly can say
is it’s function, so to speak.

Or when I finally get a day where I really
have nothing to do other than staying home
eating shitty food and playing my favourite
games, and suddenly everyone thinks I have
gotten lazy all of a sudden. Do you honestly think
that letting me have one day of is worse than watching
me beat up a helpless deer? Sometimes I think that
everyone would choose option number one.
So why is it that people eat lazyness for breakfast,
and judge you lazy, Inqusition style if you seem
out of work? And we all know what those phonecalls
I talked about earlier is for, yes you guessed it, WORK.
It is your GF trying to convince you to something silly
for her, your mom asks a favour like that she broke her
computer while stalking people on Facebook,
and now she wants YOU to fix it, just because
she don’t think she can fix it by her self.

When I am relaxing I can honestly say
“Fix your own fucking problem!”

Complaints and whining written by Espen Dyrland

Do you remember facebook?

Since I never liked facebook in the first place, and to represent the silliness of the entire thingI’ve written a rewiev in limerick form:

There once were a site named facebook,
that with storm got all the youngsters hooked.
With lots of people there,
and no one elsewhere,
we elders just stood there and looked.

I don’t understand all the fuss,
it’s just all a mess of pocky and puss.
With applications and extensions to mix,
there are only degrees of what I’ll fix.
Because you all spam me with Hate plus!

If you’re lonely and don’t have any friends,
just take a picture and look in the lens.
because, there will always be people adding,
and they care for you just as much as your padding.
Some even talk to you in present tense!

As you go on you’ll find,
that facebook doesn’t put it all up behind.
you can like and block,
but nothing matters up when you’re locked.
with facebooks license agreement, that is!

Liking buttons and stop,
you may even buy gifts in their shop!
But who really cares,
when no one answer their prayers.
for facebook want to make money, like sears!

Small little punks,
weeping over their own tree trunks.
But their brother the Goths,
Giving praise to their Norse god Hoth.
While blond bimboes stand there laughing.

People throw shit,
really thinking they’re the shit.
Being all cool,
but make it a general rule.
you don’t need to have balls on the net.

New designs makes people whine,
seeing the “book” as a shrine.
Not knowing what to do,
they tend to say that it all looks like poo.
And dude, I usually do.

And then what do you see?
An update, to me?
It’s your friend playing Farmville,
then why don’t use a power drill?
and maybe put it to your head.

Then there is the chat,
the programmer can take of his hat.
there’s just nothing good,
and he might not have understood,
that it was supposed to be user friendly.

To prove that everything’s slow;
I threw out my pigeon on the go.
it came back, almost an hour late.
and then I took a look at my mate.
And facebook was still struggling.

I’m sick of this stuff.
that’s why I write this bluff.
to baffle your eyes.
and make you look to the skies.
in wish they don’t come crashing.

because then;
your facebook page would be lost.

Sincerely
/Fluffy.
I hate facebook.

Good luck

Quick update!
Have a go at this link!
http://getonmyhorse.com/

quite funny musicvideo starring two typical american
19th century people.

WARNING!
ADDICTIVE

Written by: Espen Dyrland

Feeling the hype?

Hype is in the air. Everywhere you go
you seem to pick up sentences from randoms
talking about the terrible Swineflu. Especially
when a new person dies. The dead person has no
relation to you or the speaker for that matter,
but still it seems that he is worried, like if the dead
man was in his family or something. We all take
Personal Interesst in deaths that are astonishing,
which I think makes us a little more evil than we think. 

This be the Swineflu vaccination

Why does the pandemy that swineflu is drive us crazy.
Last year we had the birdflu and you remember how
cynical we were when media broadcasted the dangers of it.
We were going to die horribly, whether we liked it or not and
we were all to blame. Because we are too dirty.
A few speeches from the health department later, we
were shopping anti bakterial products, and if you see the
statistics, you can clearly see the increase of sales in the
Health section. Try the apothecaries.

Don’t people see the trend that is going on here?
Every year now we are going to have a new kind of
” ‘Insert animal name’ Flu” popping up in our lives, which will be more
terrible that last year’s flu was. What happend
to “oh I got a flu, ah not to worry”?!?!

This is major marketing for the health marked.
Is the health department so desperate in redeeming
their plentyful mistakes and want to up their sales SO BAD?!?

Lets all shower some more and stay warm, bring a bigger jacket
and all will be well I think.

By the way, ordinary flu kills more people every year than Swineflu does
and allmost all deaths from all types of flu has other causes of death because
flue worsens a condition you may have already.
Think about the real scale here people I says.

Thoughts and opinions written by: Espen Dyrland

Ze flu is comming!! D:

So, I guess you already know what this post is gonna be about..
The flu and it’s infidels.
Also known as H1N1.
Basically, the swineflu is blown out of its proportions,
but we all know about that by now.
Generally 5′000 people all over the world have died by now,
but in general about 200′000 people dies every year by flu.

And the medicine we get to fight it of with basically makes us worse.
I don’t know, getting worse with medicine, or being sick from flu for a week or two, your choise.
Oh, yeah, not everyone get’s these bieffects, but I’ll mention them anyway just for fun!
When it comes to this medicine, which shall make you better, you get all these bi-effects.
Nausea, diarrhea, really bad headache.. (These are the most common)

Then you have bi-effects such as: Hallucinations, general pain, tiredness, stomach-ache, nosebleed, asthma, infection in your body’s airway system, more and stronger nausea, and so on.. The list is long..
So, I’m starting to wonder, what’s better? Here in Norway only fifteen people have died from swineflu, and many of those people had different illnesses from before they got infected.

The thing that IS dangerous about the flu is that it’s really contagious,
and is infecting really fast when in contact with other people.
But then again, if we remember to wash our hands after we’ve been to the toilet and before we make food/eat, this shouldn’t be any problem

What really annoys me is the way media have blown this up, about every day there is something new about this flu, “OH NOES! SOMEONE DIED”..
Oh really? Now what decreases did this person have before he died?
Seriously people.. Als the doctors almost shout that you are infected before you talk to them when you tell about some of the symptoms you have..
“Hi, this is Daniel I just wanted to as…” – “YOU ARE INFECTED! STAY AWAY FROM US PLX!”..

Anyway, this is all I’m gonna say for now, as I leave this post with a damn bad ending..
C’ya later guys :3

More hate, anyone?

I’ve been fucked straight out of order the latest of days.
So, here’s my latest hate fuckbag.

The Madeleine disappearance; The entire worlds WTF moment.
Earlier today I was downstairs watching the news, as always. I can’t miss the news, people! And there she was, the same stupid picture I’ve seen over 30 000 times the last two years since her disappearance in may 2007. Now there’s another update where the Swedish police proclaim that there’s no evidence of her being at car show. (?)

Why in the world can’t people shut up about this higher middleclass child, when the she’s just been subjected to terrible parenting? (quick backtrack) She was left alone in a hotel room, with an open window. “We can’t make it too hard for burglars and thieves to break in to this apartment on the main floor!” – like

Jesus. And her parents weren’t even at the hotel when this happened. They were on a restaurant about 50 meters away, oblivious of anything at all.

But to me, that’s not the worst thing; to this day, there’s about 10 000 disappearances all over Europe every day. And that’s just for kids from 1 year to 15 year olds. To me, it’s absurd that this; 6 year old English girl from Rothley gets this kind of attention. Why isn’t the rest of the 9 999 kids getting a share of this attention?

I was reading up on this for a while and got a few fun facts:
- Portuguese police initially thought that Kate McCann killed Madeleine and used the kidnapping as a cover up.
- Exactly one day after Kate McCann was marked as a suspect, the Portuguese police went on to put Madeleines dad; Gerry (douche name) McCann, on the suspect list.
- They were of course eliminated from this list in July 2008, BUT, and here comes the fun facts:

- While on the suspect list of an ongoing investigation, people such as:

- Pope Benedict XVI
- David (idiot) Beckham
- Christiano Ronaldo
- J. K. Rowling (author of Harry Potter)

Gave the family the full support, and a Ton of media coverage. But to me this just put the entire thing in a strange light and makes me ask, what if they turned out to be just as the Portuguese police predicted? What would mr. Pope Benedict do then?

“I, Pope Benedict XVI, must excuse my prior statements of support towards the McCann family, since it turns out they are murderous bastards!”?

I mean, I wasn’t much surprised when it came to people like David (idiot) Beckham, he’s as dumb as a light post, but come on, the father figure of all Catholics on the entire globe? That’s a bit more than a cuddly yank in the ropes, don’t you people think? Then again, when I started reading a little portion more of the wikipedia and “collective support branch” of their support sites, I soon realized that this goes way deeper then I originally thought.

Because; there’s a fucking economical side to all this.

24.06.2007 ca. 17:25 o’ clock there were a news story that caught my eyes:
The French police (which obviously also works with this case (WTF does the French have to do with this?)) fear that Madeleine might be sold, and as it follows “a victim to human trafficking”. But let’s backtrack.

in September 2007 the News Of The World paper in England promised a 2.5 million pound pay out to the person that could lead the police to the lost kid. Let me just convert that to dollar, to let the rednecks know how freaking much money we’re talking about: 2 500 000 UK£ = 4.11175 million U.S. dollars. That’s a fuckload of money!

And think as a criminal now.
How much would this girl be worth?
She’s not old, she’s only 6-7 years old, she’s wanted all over the world, she’s easily recognizable, she’s able to speak perfect English and is able to realize that she’s been taken from her parents. And then you think about how hard it would be to move her around? Get stopped by any cop in any country in Europe and she’d be instantly recognized? You won’t be able to get any kind of good money for her at all!

After all, she’s been “seen” over 130 000 times the last two years all over the world. From Rio de Janeiro to Göteborg!

But, hide her in a cabbin and talk to the News Of The World paper in England; tell them you know where she is, and Hey! paycheck on 4,2 million USD!

I mean, how ridiculous does this thing need to be?

And I must conclude my rant of hatred with these words:

I HATE celebrities that just feel the need to show support for things the don’t have any fucking clue about, just because “it looks good”.
I HATE corporate media, gobbling up anything they can make money on,
and I HATE when people walk around talking about how concerned they are about this, and don’t realize how ignorant they are of the other 9 999 kids that disappeared that particular day.

10 959 999 kids have disappeared in Europe since the Madeleine incident. And you thought you cared?

If the answer is yes, then you can go and hide your head up your ass where it belongs.

And for last:
A dick showing support to a case he really doesn’t care about.

 

Sincerely.

/Fluffy

Espresso in the morning.

So, here we go.
Have you ever had this feeling inside? You’re empty, and dead tired in the morning?
Have you ever tried to open a door, and pulling the wrong way, insisting that it will open?
Have you ever closed your eyes, and still smiling and pushing the wrong keys on the keyboard when you’re writing an important email?
Do you know what I do to fix this? I take a cup of espresso Chocolate..
BUT! It’s dangerous stuff I tell y’all, if you drink two, or more cups and you’re not used to it, you will start shivering, and everything feels bad..
BAD I tell you!

You’ll feel empty, slightly sick, and want to throw up..
You feel like the world around you is just evil, and does everything in order to break you down..
This is the caffeine kicking in, and your small body experiencing something unusual..

Well anyway. In term of the taste, it tastes like coffee, black, strong and… disgusting coffee… With a small taste of chocolate, not too much, because they still want to give you the suffering of drinking it, since you didn’t go to bed as early as you should… *cough*
This is the punishment for your stupidity in trying to fix your operating system!.. MOUHAHHAHAHA!

yeah…
Danieru-kun out

Yo what’sapp?!

So, I’m Danieru-kun, or Daniel as my real name is,
I’ll be posting stuff from time to time as time flies by in an eternal clusterfuck of weirdness :3

Anyway, just wanted you guys to know it.